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Long Story Jokes In Hindi  1 - Jis dost ki shaadi mein ji jaan lagakr naache teh bo nalayak apni biwi ko album dikhate hue bola sharaabi hai saale....😂😂😂 2 - Shak ki inteha toh dekho       Patni - tumhari shirt mein toh ek bhi bol nhi milta hai        Pati - ha toh kya hua       mein puchti hu kon hai wo ganji...😂😂😂😂 3 - Bachpan mein bas ek hi echeez se bohat dar lagta tha aur beta pahada kitne tak yaad hai...😂😂😂 4  - Humari raeesi ki kya barabari kroge hum bhi nahate bhi hai sabse mehange asian pant ki 20 litre wali balti mein hai ....😂😂 5 - Duniya mein do chize bilkul free hai       Pehla - maggi ke saath masala      Dusra - rishtedaar ke saath gyan...😂😂 6- Puchna yahi tha ki shaad gharwale khud hi krate hai ya kehna padta hai ke ab hum bade ho gaye hai..😂😂 7 -Chugli har mahila ka 17 srungaar hai jisko kiye bina adhura mehsoos krti hai ...😂😂  

 Happy Dussehra Wishes Images : ye din har saal navratri ka nauva diwas ke din pr visarjan kiya jata hai Durga Mata uske baad dasva din pr dussehra aata hai aur ye har saal manaya jaata hai ki aaj hi ke diwas Shri Ram Bhagwan Ji ne Ravan ka vadh kiya tha. poore Bharat mein ye tyohaar dhum dham se manaya jaata hai aur ravan ka putla jalake har saal burayi pr acchai ki jeet hoti hai ye bataya jaata hai. is pal ko sablog yaadgaar banane ke liye sangit, nritya, bhojan aur ityadi ka prasangh krte hai. aur sab ek joot ho kr khushi se dasara ka tyohaar manate hai. aur ek baat hai Maharashtra is din pr sona baatkr happy dasara ki shubhkamnaye dete hai aur dussehra ka aur ek naam hai ki vijayadashmi.

 Latest Long Jokes In Hindi For Whatsapp  1 - Bore ho rahe ho toh chalo ek game khel lete hai corona se co hatakr co ki jagah apne naam ke pehle do letter lagakr kar rona ke pehle likho dekhte hai kisika naam kitna mast nikalta hai .....😂😂😂 2 - Asli sukoon toh tabh milta tha jab teacher kehta tha tum nahi beta tumhare piche jo baitha hai wo batayega...😂😂 3 - thand badane lagi hai kripya savdhaani barte hum pehle se hi 135 crore hai..😂😂 4 -Padosi se - makan par accha colour krwaya hai kaafi baltiya lagi hogi      padosi - ha kaafi lag gayi hai     mein - toh ekath khaali balti hume bhi de do na bhai...😂😂😂😂 ye aur bhi acche jokes hai 5 - ha toh kon bol rha tha ki rcb ki jagah jcb le lete toh kam se kam khudai ke kaam aati...😂😂😂😂 6 - Purane zamane mein log ek dusre ki himmat badate teh aur aajkal blood pressure badate hai...😂😂 7 - Bas inta sa khwaab hai - paise ka..😂😂

International Chefs Day : aaj hum aapko iske baare mein batayenge kyu manaya jaata hai aur kb se chalu hua ye din JANKARI antarrashtriya rasoyi diwas ki bahut badi shubhkanaye dete hai aap sabko ye din har saal 20 october manaya jaata hai. aur ye diwas sun 2004 ke din manane chalu hua. ye diwas kisne mashhoor Dr. Bill Gallagher aur chef bhi hai vishva purva sangh ke adhyaksh bhi hai. aur ye isliye manaya jaata hai ki shikshit ho log swastha bhojan ki aur iske baare mein jagrukta felaye ki swashta bhojan yaani ki jivan swastha ho jaye. agli piddi ko mhatva samjhe ki swastha bhojan kaise ho.  

 Navratri Images Hd : hum aapko aise hi Maa Durga ji ki acchi si acchi photos laate rahenge. navratri ka ye pawan pal har saal ke intezaar ke baad bahut khushiya deta hai ki Mara Durga padhaarenge aur hume khushiya baatenge. aur unka seva krne ka mauka milega hum sab bhakt logo aur unka ashirwad humare saath rahe toh saari sankat dur kr denge. bahut hi beautiful wallpaper hai Durga Devi Ji Ke

 Happy Navratri Images : ye diwas har saal dhoom dhaam se manaya jaata hai bahut log is din ka intezaar krte hai ki Mata Durga aaye aur khushiya hi khushiya jivan lekr laaye. iss awsar par mata durga ji ke pav padte hi is duniya ki saare sankat door kre ye logo ki tamnaah rehti hai. aur mata durga diwas 9 din humare saath rehte aur is diwas ka bahut intezaar krte hai ki dandiya,garba,dance,bhojan aur ityadi ka anand log uthate hai. mata ji ke bhakt log inka aane ka intezaar krte rehte Durga Maa humari saari duvidha dur krenge. hum aapko aise navratri full hd photos dete rahenge  

Whatsapp Status jokes 1 - Jab aapki pata chale ko khaane mein lauki bani hai....😂😂😂 2 - Mahillaoo ki post par aane wale taabad tod likes sidh krte hai ki purush hi purush ka dushman hai....😂😂 3 - Is tasveer mein jhetalal ka salla sundar dikh jaye toh react kr dena ....😂😂 4 - Republic bharat ki TRP girane ke liye poore mumbai power cut kr diya gaya...😂😂 5 - Anushka - ae sushila kal hamare mardwa ki team phir jeet gayi hai iss baar  cup hamara murdawa hi lekr jayega..😂😂      Sushila - jyada libir libir na karo jiji sabko pata hai 2020 hai kachu bhi ho sakat hai...😂😂😂😂 6 - Pati -patni mein roti banane mein tagdi behas hui tabhi pati gusse mein aastin upar chadane laga aur chup chap atta gundhane laga...😂😂😂😂 7 - na ishq mein na judayi mein jo dard milta hai wo diwali ke safai mein salla kamar toot jati hai...😂😂  

 Hindi Jokes Sms 1 - Abhi abhi samzi mundi se aaya hu kamal ho gaya aaj bazaar mein ek mahila ne mera haath pakad kr pucha aji sunte ho kathhal le lu bana loge...😂😁 jab maine chere se mask hataya toh wo sharmakr boli he bhagwan humare wo kidhar gaye wo bhi aisa wala mask hi pehan rakhe hai isliye kehta hu khatra abhi talla nahi hai ghar par rahe surakshit rahe....😂😂 2 - Ek mahila phal wale se angrezi mein phal mang rahi thi ''give me some destroyed husband'' ek ghanta laga samjhne mein ki wah naspati mang rahi thi....😂😂😂😂 3 - Sasural wale pura haal chaal puch lenge par ye kabhi nahi puchenge beta humari ladki ke saath khush toh ho...😂😂😂😂 4 - Bacche - dominos mein khaate hai       Aadmi - restaurant mein khaate hai      Legends - baba ka dhaaba mein khaate hai...😂😂 5 - Gaon vo mein coronavirus ka khaug nahi bana ska jitna chotti kaatne walo ne banaya tha...😂😂 6 - Jo dost kaha krta tha zindagi bhar saath nibhaunga traffic police ko d...